My Mom and Catfishing

Dad: Where did you go this morning?
Me: I went to check out the furniture at my friend's house.
Dad: Why? You said you couldn't buy anything until later.
Me: I wanted to know the size since the picture is not the same as in real life.
Dad: That's right! Look at your mom!
Me: What you mean mommy catfished you?
Dad: No! Look at the clothes she bought online. They are not like the picture!

Dancing with Fortnite

One reason I am thankful for the video game Fortnite is because most of my male students are now interested in dance.